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3 years ago ♏︎25806 - #v

1999

ezra-but-hornier:

Things my wife (a knight) did for me (a princess) at the Renaissance fair that make me absolutely feral:

• Held my umbrella and would not let me carry my own bag
• Waited for me outside of shops, booths, and even the bathrooms
• Bought and surprised me with a rose, making my knees weak and shaming my friends and their husbands in one fell swoop
• Found the one booth that sells coffee and got me a latte WITH A MILK ALTERNATIVE
• Won the knife throwing contest against two very cocky men, only preening when I called them handsome
• Paid for me to have my face painted like a fairy and told me I was the most beautiful person in the world
• Bought me a LITERAL CROWN and then refused to let me take it off
• Watched me eat a giant turkey leg like it was the world’s greatest nature documentary
• Looked at me so sweetly that one of my straight married friends turned red and told us to get a room
• Took pictures of all my friends without them even having to ask
• Inspired several little girls who clearly had never seen a ‘lady knight’ and who excitedly pointed us out to their parents
• Called me 'my lady’ and kissed my hand any time I looked at them
• Carried my friend’s baby in their arms
• Drove us home early because I was too tired to keep walking around
• Went into Chickfila (in costume) to ask for the dipping sauce that they forgot to put in our bag while I sat in the car
• Fell asleep that night holding my hand

In conclusion: I am gay

whalefill:

the mighty gar…

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

officialgleamstar:

Sometimes I see things about people with personality disorders like “they’re so self-obsessed” or “they’re so rude” and I’m just like. Do you understand the ‘personality’ part about personality disorder? It’s a disorder that affects their personality. The personality. It’s disordered. They’re still a good person, but there’s a disorder in their personality so their personality is going to be affected by the disorder that’s affecting their personality

rochestyre:

rochestyre:

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

genuinely depressing how people will dismiss the interests kids have because all it does is make them retreat into shame and never want to talk to you about anything again

kawaiibabeshop:

🌸 Kawaii Shop 🌸

traumasurvivors:

You’re valid if you’re jealous of other people who can have normal friendships and relationships when you feel like your trauma stops you from being able to connect like that.

grox:

miiilowo:

“you’re good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential” I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

kickasstorrents:

kickasstorrents:

Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲

YOU LOVE IT

YOU LOVE IT

graegrape:

in the google doc. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing